What do Chinese people…
What do Chinese people name their retarded children?Som Ting Wong
Things Mom Taught Me…
|My Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing and break your neck,...
Japanese Prostitute
A man was on his first business trip to Japan, and he decided to...
cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!
Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...
Miget with a lisp!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I...
Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
So the elephant says to the naked man…
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that...
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?Data transfer.
Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!