Holiday Banana Bread
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One Hundred Orgasms
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How do old people have oral sex?
How do old people have oral sex? They talk about it.
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Think about it!
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Surgical Error
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The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Meeting the Pope
A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seeing the...
Dad will never say
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