There was a young Scotsman called Andy…
There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted...
Where are you living?
|A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, “What’s your...
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.
trapped in a bog
|Barty was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O’Reilly...
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks…
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist...
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse?
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse? Look...
What do you do if your bank account stops working?
What do you do if your bank account stops working?Throw the guy out of...
Blonde Swims the english Channel
A blonde, brunette and a redhead were all in a swimming race. They were...
Jack and the Beanstalk
Jack was walking around when he noticed a ladder that went up into the...
Things To Think About Our Government
29 Members of Congress have been accused of spousal abuse. 7 Have been arrested...