Baking humor
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection. He was...
Horse Sense
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of...
OLD NEVER DIES 12
|OLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they just achieve their final goalOLD SOCCER PLAYERS never...
A man takes his sick dog to the vet…
A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog...
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks…
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,”Do you have pigs...
Religious battle golf
|The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon...
Thin People Don’t
|By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall’s, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show…
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show. They got...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...