Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
Don’t arrest the judge
|A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when...
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting…
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting….she says “I’m breaking up with you.” “Why??”...
Why are blond jokes so short?
|Why are blond jokes so short?So men can remember them!
I’m ignoring Y2K
|Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. After years of...
Chinese dog treat
There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were...
A delicacy
An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of sightseeing....
Daughter in college
|Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to...
Lease nuclear weapons
|Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events?...