Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
Car break trouble
| Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way...
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?Put the remote...
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
You can come out now
Jon was looking for a little “action”. He picked up a sweet young thang...
Sick Coffin
A funeral procession was winding it’s way to the cemetery on top of the...
Hillary and Bill again!
When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, “I am putting a box...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...