Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
Top Ten Least Popular Stephen King Novels
Top Ten Least Popular Stephen King Novels10. “The Man Who Died of Old Age”9....
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
You’re gonna croak!
A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, “You know, you...
Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...
Feel like a woman…
A man and a woman are in an elevator. All of a sudden the...
Computer Terms
486 – The average IQ needed to understand a P.C. state – of –...
Whorehouse
Q. What does a sign on a whorehouse say in the middle of the...
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang…
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop, clip clop,...
The Lettuce Joke
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!