These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for…
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for nine years. One day Larry...
Real software engineers eat quiche.
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My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Bad news and awful news
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...
A hot meal
Two starving homeless men are walking down an empty street in a quiet town.they...
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
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Polak Locked His Keys In Car
Q: Did you hear about the Polish man that locked his keys in his...
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes…
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks,...
A man calls his mother in Florida….
A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?”"Not too good,”says the...