How Do You Feel?
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
The 3 convicts.
Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed totake one...
Frying Pan
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them...
Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
The story of the bats
|Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood....
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and…
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon...
Great news for Bill Gates
|Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called in by God. God informed...
Terrible Lover
A man and woman the morning after their honeymoon night were discussing the previous...
Black and White, and Red all over?
What is Black and White, and Red all over?Answer: A Skunk with a diaper...
Doomed!
An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a blood thirsty...