Stinky woman.
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.”Do you wash?” the doctor asked...
A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.
Wrong Method
Two girls were roommates.One evening, Millie came running in, shedding clothes on the way...
Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
The Cow and the Chicken
So there is a cow and a chicken. And the cow goes… Baak!Baak! LOL...
Emotional extremes
|The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. “Just to establish...
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
Paying Rent
“That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he...