He Said, She Said
He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...
Turmoil In Heaven
Turmoil rocked Heaven this morning as allegations arose that God had had an affair...
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?”The holy pole...
Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut…
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard. It...
Avoid While Waiting For Date
Things Not To Do While Waiting For Your Date At Her Parents’ House10. Sniff...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
A croakus!
|What’s a frogs favorite flower?A croakus!
Starch in your Shorts
Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to...
Hoppalong Cassidy!
|What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?Hoppalong Cassidy!