Definitions of Children
AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex...
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t…
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. “What do you...
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested…
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came...
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
I’ll sue for injuries
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Outside a Dog…
“Outside a dog, a book is a great companion. Inside a dog, it’s pretty...
Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Biker boss in Heavan.
Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, dies and goes to heaven. At...