Computer Diagnosis
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
Thank you..thank you very much!
Father O’Mally has been preaching at his church in Ireland for solong, that he...
A tough case was being argued in court…
A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was...
Who’s Fishing?
A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together…
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.