USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
You looked a lot like my wife
|A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
One day the different parts of the body…
One day the different parts of the body were having anargument to see which...
Calling the shots.
I was in the waiting room of my doctor’s office the other day when...
Flying!
Q: Why did the blond jump off the bridge?A: To see if her maxipad...
Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped...
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low?
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low????Sugar is when you kiss her...
Addicted to AOL!
1. You have been on-line for 46 minutes. Do you want to stay on-line?...
The Urinalysis
One day, John’s tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in...