Finding a house
|Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they...
Selling the Wife
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the...
Got a headache
It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to...
Jews & Christmas
December 25 is National Jews Go to the Movies Day!-Jon Stewart
Heaven Help Us
Three men die and go to heaven. When they get to the pearly gates,...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
Female Stages Of Life
AGE DRINK 17 – Wine Coolers 25 – White wine 35 – Red wine...
Two Dogs….
The young Indian boy had spent most of his life in a quandry… He...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...