Elephants V
Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with...
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Police Officer
A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on...
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...
Bragging about old times
|Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.”Why, my outfit...
Wrong Shirt
A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie.”Now this,”...
New Coin
A spokesperson for the U.S. Mint announced that a new fifty-cent piece was being...
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
Tips to improve your writing
|1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...