Only in America!
“Only in America”:…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance….are there...
Why could not the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test? A: Every time the car...
Black and White, and Red all over?
What is Black and White, and Red all over?Answer: A Skunk with a diaper...
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole…
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he...
Constipation problem
Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about...
19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
The 3 holes
A guy’s car breaks down in the middle of town, and he looks for...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...