The art of foreplay
Woman, “Slow down, foreplay is an art.”Man, “Well, if you don’t get your canvas...
Breaking and Entering
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.
Two nuns are walking down an alley…
Two nuns are walking down an alley when two guys jump out of the...
Woman’s instructions
|THE WOMAN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to...
Depressed Over Mother In Law
Why Steve, you’re so depressed today, what’s the matter?Ah, well, I have had a...
Hard Transplant
A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
Phonebook Dilemma
Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing’s and...
A technical bastard
A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught ajudge just...
The Windows Rejection Song
|Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don’t people have any pride?Windows is useless,...