Addicted to the Web
|(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
A town in Poland had only one cow…
A town in Poland had only one cow and it stopped giving milk. The...
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
bone specialist
He should study to be a bone specialist — he has the head for...
Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...
Cool Bumper Stickers!
Cool Bumper Stickers-A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. -Horn broken,...
The tradition at weddings
|A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why...
What Gets Bigger and Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
What’s the Beer for?
A man went into the proctologist’s office for his first exam. The doctor told...