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Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS....
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
Did you know there are serial number on condoms?
Did you know there are serial number on condoms………No?.I guess you didn’t roll them...
The definition of amnesia
AMNESIA:Condition that enables a woman who has gone throughlabor to have sex again.
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
English Me This:
Let’s face it — English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
3rd Graders
There was a brunette, a blonde, and a redhead and they were in the...
Marriage Quotes 1
In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes. –...
Is he a good dentist?
|A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV
Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV Good: Your son’s finally maturing Bad: He’s...