A boy comes home from school and tells his mother…
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a...
Mouse code!
|What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?Mouse code!
Mexican Funeral
Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles...
Preventative Medicine
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she...
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
Mom Before Date
Q: What did the blonde’s mom say to her before the blonde’s date?A: If...
Different Balls
A young couple had identical twin sons and nearly everyone had a heck of...
A small boy walks into his mothers room…
A small boy walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.”Mummy, mummy, what...
Throwing away garbage
|An American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large...
The mime!
I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe...