Until Twelve
I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold...
Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps...
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
Dear Agony Aunt
Dear Editor, I have two brothers, one works at Microsoft, the other was sentenced...
Descriptions of people you may know!
Some useful descriptions of people you may come into contact with from day to...
What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.
Rating your Christmas parties
|If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw...
Good advices
OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply crossout the names and address...
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
Computer help stories
|AUSTIN, Texas – The exasperated help-line caller said she couldn’t get her new Dell...