A dangerous job
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He...
Truth Be Told
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
Bee jokes 01
|Q: Who is the bees favorite singer?A: Sting!Q: Who is the bees favorite pop...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
A man enters a barber shop for a shave…
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
A Mexican joke
Why did God give Mexicans a nose?So they’d have something to pick in the...
Gun Barrel
A man joins the crew of a ship. After a few days he gets...
Lost all my luggage
McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down...