There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men…
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:”don’t” and “stop”.
Getting a new deputy
|The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer – who was not...
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day…
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day. For some reasonthe mother was unusually...
Scary Seven
Whiy is six afraid of seven?Because seven eight nine!
Grandma changed
|In the dim and distant pastWhen life’s tempo wasn’t so fast,Grandma used to rock...
Fatherly feelings
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she...
To Buxom Waitress:
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress(reading her name tag)?A:...
An elderly man goes into a brothel…
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like...
When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
Cool Stud!
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...