Santa and the Blonde!
One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a...
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend…
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend. Ed and Ted slept...
The Layoff
The vice-president of a local company had quite a problem. He was toldby his...
How old am I?
A kid goes up to his father and says, “Hey, Pop, know how old...
Blonde Goes Shopping
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. “I would...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...