trip from beauty parlor
I’ve just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
A bad day
There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays...
Blond Alligator Shoes
Young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Florida. She wanted to >...
Yo Mamma so fat…
YO mamma is so fat…she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!
A rather novel way to…
A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still...
More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...
The Chinese construction worker.
A foreman at a construction site gathers three of his workers: an Irishman, an...
A Rainbow of Devotion
A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Jew, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a...