Glazed
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
The last request
Father O’Grady was saying his goodbyes to the parishionersafter his Sunday morning service as...
Wart’s new!
|What do you say if you meet a toad?Wart’s new!
Why do men name their penises?
Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on...
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day…
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a...
Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
Striking statistics
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot…
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday. The only problem with this...
Cards You Won’t Find At Hallmark
“Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder:…………....
Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.