The Vet/Taxidermist
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
Hiding Baldness
What happens when a man tries to hide his baldness by combing hishair across...
Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
Tech Glossary
486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC.State-of-the-art: Any computer you can’t afford....
Brotherly Love
There once was a brother and a sister, fraternal twins, who were approaching their...
Freudian Slip
Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:”Hey doc, you know how we have...
Abstinence
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members...
The young lady admired the watch in the store window…
The young lady admired the watch in the store window every time she walked...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Part of the service
|Polceman: “I’m afraid that I’m going to have to lock you up for the...