Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
Gone fishing
Henry Abel’s son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything.His Mama asked him...
Men at 35..
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35...
The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them…
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them. The first blonde...
Bill Gates In Purgatory
Bill gates has been in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being...
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up…
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up in the morning...
There are no dogs allowed here
A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
The top ten signs that your co-worker is a computer hacker
|10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000.9. He’s...
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...