When that fool Reagan said…
When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failedexperiment headed for...
Fishing on the lake
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Ladies Tee-shirt blurbs!
Guys have feelings too. But, like, who cares? I don’t believe in miracles. I...
Real classified ads 05
CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE – R. D. Jones has...
What is the Australian for foreplay?
What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?
Programmer’s drinking song
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Men And Ceramic Tiles
What do ceramic tile and men have in common?If you lay them right the...
Gov\\\\\\\’t
Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...