Headline in the paper
|HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club....
Cork it!
There were two teenagers and they just got thru playing basketball. So they went...
Dead Ringer, Part II
With the hunchback still dead, and his no-armed replacement still dead, the church leader...
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
What would you do if you had a condum with a hole…
What would you do if you had a condum with a holein it in...
The rain cloud.
What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?Answer: Thunder wear!
The common symptoms of swine flu
The common symptoms of swine flu are: High fever, upset stomach, occasional cramps and...
All Aboard
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his...
Adam and Eve
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and...
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher…
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher asked all the children to give their...