Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
Jock vs. Nerd
Is It Better To Be a Jock or a Nerd?$ Michael Jordan having “retired,”...
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
Polish Invention
Did you hear about the latest Polish invention?It’s a solar-powered flashlight.
Fifty ways to be annoying in computer labs
|1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face...
George Bernard Shaw
|While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw...
If Microsoft built cars
|Top Ten ways things would be different if Microsoft built cars:1. A Particular model...
Letters from charities
|I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day,...