Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!
You Know You’re In California When…
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere...
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These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Squad Helps Dog...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?The shower has to be turned...
That was no piccolo
|Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, “Who...
What’s the definition of bravery?
What’s the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
Did you here what Monica Lewinskys mother…
Did you here what Monica Lewinskys’ mother said when she brought home herdress?What,doesn’t the...
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best...
Barry took a girl out on her first date…
Barry took a girl out on her first date. When they pulled off into...
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife…
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wifeone Friday evening and...