The 4 engineers.
Once there were four engineers traveling in a car. While they were traveling to...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
Female Homones in beer?
Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.To prove their theory,...
Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...
You Know You’re in New York City When…
You Know You’re in New York City When…1. Nuns walk down the street carrying...
Why do bankers make great lovers?
Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal.
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
Church Sunday
Two Men were leaving church on a bright Sunday morning. “You know,” said the...