Back From the Dead
An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They...
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
This fellow comes to confession…
This fellow comes to confession. “Father, he said, forgive mefor I have sinned.”The priest...
Don’t say this to a cop
|The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you...
What should they get?
|Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her...
How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning
? Fertilized.
I have bad news
|The doctor tells his patient: “Well I have good news and bad news…” The...
Organ jokes
|Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
The new father!
A doctor was holding a new baby that he had just delivered.The baby looked...