Slow Bicycle race
During my college days i went to participateslow bicycle race competetion, I came first...
In the closet.
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
The computer prayer
|Our Morning Prayer . . .Our Hard Drive Which art internal Volume C by...
A new car.
One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in....
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
boat troubles
During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She...
All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...
Dissuasion!
The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a...
Why do blonds where underwear?
Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.