What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...
Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?
Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?Because they can’t refuse anything with 10%...
Girl’s School
The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the...
If she went out with me
|A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He...
The religious bear.
In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted...
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling…
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling. The pastor gets up and...
What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?
What is six inches long, has a bald head, anddrives blondes crazy? A hundred...
The Colonel and the Camel
It’s Colonel Smith’s first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the...