Give the frog a loan
A frog walks into a bank and says “I wanna loan.” “Well Mr.. frog,...
Myna Bird With a Small Vocabulary
There was an elderly lady who lived by herself. She decided that it would...
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine? They both leak...
Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...
Try to explain yourself
|While driving down the road the motorist saw a roadside stand which had a...
Long list of annoyances!
*** Things that can and do bother the “normal” person. ***Having to try on...
Passenger
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
A couple have not been getting along for years…
A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,”I’ll buy...