What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.
Eating some peanuts
|There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care...
Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? – Because she gets a frog stuck...
Strongest Man
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him…
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him for an...
Mother’s dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
Anniversary Flowers
A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was...
Stupid blonde driver
|A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...