The poor guy got G.A.S.H.
A man returns from a trip to Amsterdam and is feeling very ill. He...
God & The Two Gifts
When God created the earth, Adam & Eve, he found he had two baubles...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
15 Ways to be Annoying
1) Spend all day at a fast food restaurant, seeing how long it will...
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
At the public pool
|The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
women and small feet
Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to...
Lovely gift
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart’s birthday, and...