You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...
Bonkistry
Bonkistry Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a zillion yearsby Professor...
Man slamming list of lists!
How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.Why do women...
What will the neighbors think?
|Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.”It’s...
For Chocolate Lovers
For Chocolate Lovers:If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it...
Lesbian
A blonde guy was sitting in a bar when he spots a very pretty...
Cheater
Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny’s test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
More Your Mommas
Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don’t come...