Bear jokes 01
|Q: What kind of money to polo bears use?A: Ice lolly!Q: Have you ever...
Grandma’s peanuts
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.While...
Ant and Elephant have romance
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the...
Enlightenment Quiz
Enlightenment Quiz1. Yin and ……… A) Yout B) Tonic C) Yenta D) Yang2. A...
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
Whats the diffrence
whats the differance between a camera and a sock???A camera takes photos and a...
Too Young
When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule...
Tell the whole truth
|`You seem to be in some distress,’ said the kindly judge to the witness....
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet…
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...