Clinton Vacation
Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
Love to Death
A man goes to his doctor for his annual physical complaining of all kinds...
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
Real advertisements 01
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Lost:...
Speaking of Sex
A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding...
You can come out now
Jon was looking for a little “action”. He picked up a sweet young thang...
A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
Robbed A Bank
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that robbed a bank?A: She tied up...
Sleep Well?
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...