If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
Lawyer’s Dog
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals...
What are the three fastest means of communication?
What are the three fastest means of communication?Internet Telephone Telawoman!
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey…
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff...
Sunbathing
A wealthy young Wall Street stockbroker was admiring his physique nude before the mirror...
bear and a rabbit
A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and...
What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?
Q: What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?A: When you...
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
The new car.
There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.So, he...
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with…
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with no clothes on,...