The Great Invasion
A young English woman, Polly Martin, met and fell in love with a Yank...
blonde swimming
There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead standing on the beach. They...
An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....
Machine Breakdown
This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need. A special circuit...
Headaches
This fellow had been suffering from excruciating headaches for some time, and finally went...
The Perfect Day – Him and Her
The Perfect Day – Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5...
A-fishin’ We Will Go…
Seems about a year ago (1998) some airplane manufacturer employees decided to steal a...
Applying For A Job
A blonde was filling out a job application form. She quickly filled out the...
A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...