New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...
I Want to Buy That
|A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can...
Yo mama is so stupid
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo...
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal…
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal and brought her to the...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
The Truth
With all due respect, President Clinton was telling the truth when he said he...
Men Don’t Like Safe Sex
What is a man’s idea of safe sex? A padded headboard.
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?They were both dating the same girl...
A man takes his sick dog to the vet…
A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog...
Men Are Like Noodles
How are men like noodles?They’re always in hot water, they lack taste, and they...