Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...
Leroys
A man from the Welfare department was interviewing a lady who had requested assistance...
Hello
Q: Why didn’t the sanitary pads say hello to the Tampax?A: Because the Tampax...
Dead Ringer, Part II
With the hunchback still dead, and his no-armed replacement still dead, the church leader...
Password selection rules
|CORPORATE DIRECTIVE NUMBER 88-570471In order to increase the security of all company computing facilities,...
Who’s Fishing?
A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her...
The parrot who wouldn\’t talk.
A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover...
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
This kid knows the answer!
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, “I’ll...
Fill These Pants
Tom and Jeni are having one of their occasional disputes of opinion. Tom took...