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The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the deathof the Energizer...
Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
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Go to the hospital
|Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were...
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.
Keeping their marriage together
I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch:
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The football-playing turkey
|The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large...
Getting Down Under
An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing...