A hundred dollars
A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morningto find his...
Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
|5. I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in...
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours…
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned somethingabout...
Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
A bus conversation
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves andengage in...
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
Kid divorces his parents.
There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them...
The Vet Delivers
There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around. He...
Go Softly
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold....
Still in the family
You might be a redneck if you’ve been married three timesand still have the...