What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...
There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs…
There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs of a lonely beach,...
Have a first child
|A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being...
You’re so dumb…
You’re so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says...
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
Inventing Wire
How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.
Biker boss in Heavan.
Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, dies and goes to heaven. At...
Why do they put strings on tampons?
Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!
Sunbathing
A wealthy young Wall Street stockbroker was admiring his physique nude before the mirror...
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks…
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he...