How is pubic hair like parsley?
How is pubic hair like parsley?You push it to the side before you start...
Cork it!
There were two teenagers and they just got thru playing basketball. So they went...
Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
Bad temper problem
|Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party…
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party. All the gentry...
Definitions from Kids
Science definitions from Kids…H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.To collect fumes...
Great Singer
From Reader’s Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of...
Swamp Lake!
|What’s a toad’s favorite ballet?Swamp Lake!
I\’m George Washington
A man who thinks he’s George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes...
A good student
It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the...