Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noises…
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noisescoming from his...
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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
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I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
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This guy and his girlfriend are fighting…
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting….she says “I’m breaking up with you.” “Why??”...
Blonde quickies 81-100
81. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes? A: Regular price,...
Happy Happy
A young Japanese girl had been taught all of her life that when she...
Cinderella and Tampon
Cinderella REALLY wanted to go to Prince Charming’s ball, but as you know the...
Recalled Christmas Toys
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What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!